Dad: did you know the average person seats 2 spiders a year while they sleep?
Benjamin; I'm glad I'm not one of those person! _______________
While talking about something I can't remember - it came up the subject of making it better and Ben shares his idea of better:
-Better??? better? I will tell you whats better – better is you telling me a bed night story~
________________I was singing a song to get them to do chores around the house and got questioned by Ben: How did you get so creative to steal song to use it to speak to me and Noah?!?!?
________________Noah: Was I born the old fashion way?
Me: Not really baby, you came from a surgery - that is actually the new fashion way... you were so stubborn even before you were born
Noah: So whats the old fashion way to be born?
Me: Well the old fashion way is called "natural" but you were so stubbern I needed to have a surgery to have you!
Ben: I'm glad Im not a girl I wouldn't want to have a baby, it hurts! Was I born natural? how did it feel?
Me: Oh no baby, not at all - It's like pooping!
Ben: Yeah - I'm a natural poop! =)
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