To start the new year on the funny side - Dan felt asleep in the couch, during a movie and Benjamin seriously asked me:
"Mom, are you gonna be strong enough to carry daddy to bed?"

Priceless

I overheard their conversation

bits and pieces of a serious conversation....
Ben said: "you don't need to worry about that, remember you can always sleep in recess"

Blah blah blah conversation goes on and he gets frustrated and he goes: "Oh I wish I was single"

Then I just HAD to interrupt and say "but baby, you are single, you are not married."

Ben: I mean a single son
Me: Single child?
Ben: I guess - You know what I mean, single son, single child.... **break** and yes not married

LOL

While this whole conversation happens Noah is singing in the background: "And all girls say Im pretty fly for a why guy!"

LOL!!! How can you live in this household and not smile??? =D

What kind do you like?

Noah: Im not brushing my teeth today – there is only spicy tooth paste

Me: Oh yeah the adult ones

N: yes – Colgate Total

M: Well use the strawberry one

N: Tom?? No I don't like that

M: Well – what about the little sample one?

N: Crest Scoop? No – also spicy too me! I need Aquafresh – I only like Aquafresh – the red, white and blue, remember? Can you please buy me Aquafresh!!!

The hard part on all this for me was to stay serious and not laugh and make him angry - for me, its just too cute!

Welcome to MY world....

Heard Thomas frustrated because he couldn't finish a level on the video game and Noah's anwer was

“Welcome to my world friend!”
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Noah walks in the house from school and asks what smells so good

Me: Broccoli rice for Mrs Elizabeth (93 yr old neighbor who's husband is very sick)
I'm glad smells good - I hope they like it

Noah: Me too - I love your rice mom, but it's either a love or hate it! =P

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I'm in love with Alexa Narvaez, today I was listening to her sing Home by Edward Sharpe and singing along; it didn't even crossed my mind Noah was paying attention until he says: "Isn't that great, mom???"
Me: What's that?
Noah: As long as we are together we are home! =D

Guess who?

After a long and exciting day Noah can't seem to fall asleep so I hear:

Mooooom, guess who is so hyper? Starts with an N and finishes with oah! O:-)

Ben has funny ones too!

Dad: did you know the average person seats 2 spiders a year while they sleep?

Benjamin; I'm glad I'm not one of those person!
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While talking about something I can't remember - it came up the subject of making it better and Ben shares his idea of better:

-Better??? better? I will tell you whats better – better is you telling me a bed night story~

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I was singing a song to get them to do chores around the house and got questioned by Ben: How did you get so creative to steal song to use it to speak to me and Noah?!?!?

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Noah: Was I born the old fashion way?

Me: Not really baby, you came from a surgery - that is actually the new fashion way... you were so stubborn even before you were born

Noah: So whats the old fashion way to be born?

Me: Well the old fashion way is called "natural" but you were so stubbern I needed to have a surgery to have you!

Ben: I'm glad Im not a girl I wouldn't want to have a baby, it hurts! Was I born natural? how did it feel?

Me: Oh no baby, not at all - It's like pooping!

Ben: Yeah - I'm a natural poop! =)

My favorites from Noah this past few days

"Stay with me mommy! Stay with me!!!!"

"You said it mama!" (or whomever it is he is talking to)

"Tell me!" is all kinds of  diferent situations!

and more of his funny quotes....

Obi Wan Kenobi Jedi Master with his beard looks like Jesus

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Noah: I can see you crack!

Me: Stop looking

Noah: Stop bending over! Its impossible not to!

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Mom – do you know what break up means?

Means like you are not dating anymore – you broke up!  

~ Stay tuned for more quotes by this funny boy! what a blessing are these boys!!

When talking about my food....

Noah: I don't like this chicken – it has a familiar taste!

Me: Familiar? What does that mean?

Noah: It tastes bad!!!

What would you like for lunch today?

that is what I asked Noah and his answer was "Chicken salad on a bed of lettuce" (YES - he did say that!)

Me: Ok well, that sounds great!

Noah: I looooove chicken salad! I will maaaarry chicken salad! When I grow up I will get a bowl of chicken salad and stick my face in it!!!

Me: Why when you grow up?

Noah: Come on mom! You know well if i do that now you will get me in trouble!!!

I'm glad he knows that! =D

Have you washed your China lately?

My husband was horrified by this conversation – I think its great he already knows the difference lol

Noah and I were talking about not going potty when you need to and how you may not pee in your pants blah blah blah and if you do pee on your pants you need to shower so you don't smell like pee and he says:  “When you were a kid and had an accident did you always washed your China?”

Me: My China?

Noah: Yeah – I can't remember the name – it rhymes with China... your peepee!
Me: Oh you mean VAGINA???

And by then I was laughing hysterically and he was so embarrassed and trying to make me stop laughing – I had tears were roling down my face! He says:

Oh that is right – vagina! China is the country!

The next day we have another conversation .... I just about ROTFL!!!!

N: Mom – I need more hand sanitizer (on his little key chain holder on his back pack) – I have being pushing the button – you know... a lot and every time I do it I have to use it.

Me: (Puzzled) Button? What button? (Thinking it was some sort of button to open the door – like the ones from wheel chair on the stores – but yet trying to think where in the school does he presses button?

N: Well, when dad has gas he pulls on his finger, for me it's a button here ( pointing to his hips) – when my “sides” hurts I press the button so I pass gas! Then I use the hand sanitizer!

Im probably the only that laughs at them but I can't help it!

Prayer time

While tucking Noah to bed and he asked to pray, I said go ahead; here is just a few sentences
I want to share:

"I hope we sleep well so tomorrow morning we are not like "Oh I'm so tired"... 

"I hope everyone voted today because its voting day and they got their stickers..."

"Please don't let anyone break in and take us as we sleep in the middle of the night!"
and the grand finally:

"I pray that everyone who died come back alive soon! -Tks"

When he should be in bed....

he yells...


‎"Come on mama - put your hands up like this,
So I get my hands up - like showing my muscles and he goes
 no no! open your hands to the sky!!! .... 


Now raise the roof!! Raise the roof!!!!" just Noah LOL

Paste for the teeth

While getting ready to brush his teeth:

People have lots of teeth - so why don't we call teethpaste? we don't brush one tooth! We don't use it in one tooth!!! I don't get it!!!

by Benjamin

When it comes to music....

Ben: Mom, can you get me a red i pod? please? load me up with some music that I like to i can just listen to whenever I want to - ok? Like tomorrow!

I was thinking: REALLY???  just like that??

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Noah: Guess what??!?! When I grow up I'm gonna be a singer AND a pollice man!
Me: Oh wow - cool - does that mean you are like gonna be singing while chasing bad guys?
Noah: NO! Duuuh! During the day I will be a police man and sing at the night!

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Now this was was priceless!!!

Noah was listening to a song, dancing and yells: "Come on mama, put your hands up in the air and raise the roof!!!"

ME?? LOL

I wish you could hear their attitude!

"My underwear is small - its for 4 yrs old, I'm 5 yrs old - they are totally tight."  -Noah

"Mom, I love you so much - even fat just the way you are, don't need to be skinny ok? - Ben

I don't want to grow up

Benjamin said today:

"Mom, I LOVE being 6 - I don't want to grow up! I don't want to be an adult! I wish time would stop and we would stay like this forever!"

I'm thinking to myself  - I'm 30 - that sounds like a pretty good idea son! =D

"You can say that again"

Noah did something, not sure what and dad complements him:
"Nice choice Noah, very responsible of you"
And he answers: "you can say that again"
:PPPP
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Go Phish

Noah: "I wanna go to Phish mom, take me there!"
Me: We will baby we need to go buy fishing gear first!...
N: No mom, the concert! Take me there today!
Me: Oh baby, Phish is not a "place", its a band - they travel all around so we need to check where they are and see if we can go!
N: Well then check it cause I wanna go there!
:P

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Visions of the future

"Mom, I keep on having the same vision...
(he takes a long break here but before I can ask what was the vision about comes a...)
I see myself getting married but in the end its all pretend cause I'm a ninja!"
Noah