Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts

First day of Hanukkah

He walks in the house with a "delivery" right before he needs to leave.... and says: "Happy Hanukkah"
And so I get an onion pizza with a garlic and Parmesan cheese and a 24 oz. Peppermint late. 

Ok I guess - its not the gift that it matters but the thought of it, right? BUT...

What does that say about me? 
a- I'm a crap food lover with a weird taste
b- Just go ahead and call it  **f a t**
c- My husband has no clue
d- All of the above =)

Girls – tell me the truth

Be very HONEST:

Can you tell when I man has a crush on you?
Can he just be a very polite and gentle man and you are just getting the wrong message?

Do you think woman in general have this “ability”? The 6th sense?
Well – I don’t want to sound like – I’m not even sure how to describe – Like I think I’m attractive or something like that. I sure don’t feel good about myself these days and I don’t think I’m “important” as we would say in Brasil – but I do know I have good qualities and when I (seldom) take care of me – I’m “decent”.
Anyways – despite how I feel about myself there is this guy – a friend’s husband here in Brasil that makes me feel uncomfortable. I can’t even look at him – I just feel like that person is always thinking “how come we never met before we both got married”

It’s just SO uncomfortable and I can’t help it! I can’t even have eye contact with him and I feel so weird. Just don’t want to be around – talk or even see them. I can’t really explain – It’s just something you know. Does that makes any sense?
Did you ever feel that way???

The worst part is – that even though I don’t like this man at all – not even as a friend (as he is nothing but my friend’s husband) I do feel bad for him because she is just the most annoying friend I ever had!!!
I feel like I could even have a good conversation and a fun time with him – as friends – of course – but I just can’t!
I'm glad I only get to see them once every so many years (LNSOL)

Weird - weird…

A little army of maggots! Ewww…

I still feel the F****ING things crawling around me (Just the feeling from watching them for so long)
It’s F****ING 11:30 pm and Dan is still outside - in the rain dealing with the F****ING maggots! (in a little note - we were up at 6am next morning still working on it!)
 
Can you tell how F****ING frustrated I’m and how much I hate the little F****ING bugs?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Could you tell me of something that will work?
 
Here is a web site that helped  A LOTS
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/simpsons-contest.htm
 
BOY can these things breed!!!!
And I swer they were NOT there this morning! The whole thing happened maybe within the past 10 hours… (It’s very possible - I researched online!)

I find it funny!!!

You may not but I do.


I won’t probably be able to describe it in a funny way anyways but I still crack up when I think about it!
I had a teacher many years ago that had a “fetish” (is that right?) with woman feet, I remember a long long time ago one day I was wearing sandals and he said “One day I’m gonna kiss your feet”. Also I remember him always with pictures of man kissing woman’s feet – nothing like pornographic but also not “polite” pictures…

Anyways – it’s being like 10 years or more since I saw him and we just get to talk again thru sites like myspace/orkut kind of thing.

So after he sent a couple e-mails one of them came with 2 pictures attached with man kissing woman’s feet and some sort of coments about mine.

One night I was sleeping and Dan woke me up – we talked about it and everything was fine, long story short – Dan asked “May I contact him?” And I said “sure!”

And this was basically Dan’s hilarious e-mails to the guy:

“I don’t appreciate that you send this pictures to my wife. It’s all good with me that you like feet – but you probably won’t like mine when I stick them up in your ASS”

lol – I loved it! It was so creative! lol lol lol!

Freaky


What a freaky shot Dan got of Benji & I @ the pool. Is that my soul trying to escape?! Anyways…


Baby #2 scared the hell out of us yesterday but everything is ok now. I’m 99% sure he dropped - Already 3cm dilated and 50% effaced. I understand I’m 38 1/2 weeks, and will complete 39 weeks on Saturday (Yes, EDD now is 08/19) Whatever!

Benji is doing great - we went to a bookstore today that it’s closing and have books for $1 for paper back and $2 for hardcover - but the store it was like really cool. Feelt like I was shopping in a ”mini” B&N w/ a gret price! They had pretty new books and stuff… It’s cool how much Benji loves books. He does like for us to read *every night* before bed and it was just adorable to see him at the store, browsing & having lots of fun w/ all those books, we spent a long time there and we could of stayed longer!
- He got it from me! =)