My husband was horrified by this conversation – I think its great he already knows the difference lol
Noah and I were talking about not going potty when you need to and how you may not pee in your pants blah blah blah and if you do pee on your pants you need to shower so you don't smell like pee and he says: “When you were a kid and had an accident did you always washed your China?”
Me: My China?
Noah: Yeah – I can't remember the name – it rhymes with China... your peepee!
Me: Oh you mean VAGINA???
And by then I was laughing hysterically and he was so embarrassed and trying to make me stop laughing – I had tears were roling down my face! He says:
Oh that is right – vagina! China is the country!
The next day we have another conversation .... I just about ROTFL!!!!
N: Mom – I need more hand sanitizer (on his little key chain holder on his back pack) – I have being pushing the button – you know... a lot and every time I do it I have to use it.
Me: (Puzzled) Button? What button? (Thinking it was some sort of button to open the door – like the ones from wheel chair on the stores – but yet trying to think where in the school does he presses button?
N: Well, when dad has gas he pulls on his finger, for me it's a button here ( pointing to his hips) – when my “sides” hurts I press the button so I pass gas! Then I use the hand sanitizer!
Im probably the only that laughs at them but I can't help it!
